Jen New York City PublicistFollow me on TwitterTumblr (3.0; @lordparsons)http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castielofasgard.tumblr.com/post/51044465434">castielofasgard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/51beac20077d24155fbb9a8f64d87f21/tumblr_inline_mn6jvi00V31qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2311ac30872f215f94ea0cf4164e3277/tumblr_inline_mn6jy3T4bv1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2370243469c3d1cd1c0d672fc19075b8/tumblr_inline_mn6jysQscB1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ede49f9475c6217fdaf0505d2e09fa71/tumblr_inline_mn6jz9eqXt1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b592968ee69d0e3ae8b1bc6079fe9fc9/tumblr_inline_mn6jzvwAYD1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bb479cd0c8cf6219a05560379efc4bc9/tumblr_inline_mn6k08m1EI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a3347f42c395fb3d075c902a14f0d525/tumblr_inline_mn6k0dcHGe1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43b0c2dbfc5ceef404615e566b2ad268/tumblr_inline_mn6k0lBp1l1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/be72b1ac004a69cd1252092d47aa2848/tumblr_inline_mn6k1dRMRH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/976107472ba8cc3b2eac84e19cedb9fd/tumblr_inline_mn6k1kHZTm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/63c197bb16280fdfab54439136e0331b/tumblr_inline_mn6k2wPRIW1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9be8ab3be84817dd0d2ffbf363e300f5/tumblr_inline_mn6k3yP4s61qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5df650be6bd3a5f14f1f1b1735c579ca/tumblr_inline_mn6k4oE1QI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f664a7b1af9fe9e08dcead0ae159fd6c/tumblr_inline_mn6k4owJ6s1qz4rgp.bmp"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f5880b2c2abdb4bc4685126654cd172/tumblr_inline_mn6k6hh3161qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I read this whole thing and it was worth it.</p>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108820082http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108820082Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:06 -0400<p><a href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/50752426909/maxterbate-why-dont-you-guys-want-yahoo-to-buy" class="tumblr_blog">maxterbate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxterbate.tumblr.com/post/50752275954/why-dont-you-guys-want-yahoo-to-buy-tumblr-free">maxterbate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?</p> <p>Free chocolate milk for everyone</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d3e9d1d8d60efdae327756bd463120d/tumblr_inline_mn0fjiCofw1qz4rgp.png"/>i have just been informed on this</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108485404http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108485404Wed, 22 May 2013 20:13:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca3004d1da2096a14cefbb1b21eb82d1/tumblr_mn84qunzy11qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108475626http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108475626Wed, 22 May 2013 20:13:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5837637784e9601fb29232665e32836/tumblr_mlg499khLE1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://overhumor.tumblr.com/post/48382811479/me" class="tumblr_blog">overhumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>me</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108419398http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51108419398Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed9419486e28b63a916bec12bf5c1924/tumblr_mfxe94FtG31rtqsvvo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gif.tumblr.com/post/39352397292">gif</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/24b68420da90a2d53f7f7386fa9b85ec/tumblr_inline_mfxecnxx0U1rnprub.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51105203811http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51105203811Wed, 22 May 2013 19:29:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64530121851f5dd5737f50acb174b0c1/tumblr_mm5gui8XDD1rnd3ilo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8d982682945f8f928bfecfeebdeb028/tumblr_mm5gui8XDD1rnd3ilo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51083243375http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51083243375Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3bb7ef5b289a1c8cd263c10fe6e9dc1/tumblr_mn2dogzuvm1r8qldvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://izhtiekz.tumblr.com/post/50851494091/i-connect-with-this-advertisement-on-a-emotional" class="tumblr_blog">izhtiekz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51079663135http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51079663135Wed, 22 May 2013 13:24:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2aafc011857ccd58969504b762bc08b/tumblr_mkr0tyrYYn1rxe3vko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51079659983http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51079659983Wed, 22 May 2013 13:24:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d877c08403c70ba764b3026a2876b34/tumblr_mmmmtzIDsm1ruozwdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://toeianimation.tumblr.com/post/50301037101/bye-grandma" class="tumblr_blog">toeianimation</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>bye grandma</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51073900188http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51073900188Wed, 22 May 2013 11:36:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd398b42537a066e05c31ccb042aa8c6/tumblr_mn3xx5ixZG1qavnbio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51068763287http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51068763287Wed, 22 May 2013 09:46:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5249ae432ca5cbd8b483001021c5de72/tumblr_mn2g823WF81r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c31d1b7b5cfb4f31e1b51800b5d5ebe/tumblr_mn2g823WF81r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51068713946http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51068713946Wed, 22 May 2013 09:44:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14497ed0302f7c472adad4753bb2e4e3/tumblr_miwjj8HjBy1qhw9kvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bebroom.tumblr.com/post/50055477384/this-si-ssooo-funny-i-know-its-supposed-to-be-like" class="tumblr_blog">bebroom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51068705820http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51068705820Wed, 22 May 2013 09:44:46 -0400<a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/?smid=tw-nytimes">“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF</a>: <p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/51036360220/it-is-a-soft-g-pronounced-jif-end-of-story" class="tumblr_blog">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7zd45Z2N1r96qim.gif"/></p> <p>via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scifitwin.tumblr.com/post/51035674100/it-is-a-soft-g-pronounced-jif-end-of-story">scifitwin</a>: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51032088298/it-is-a-soft-g-pronounced-jif-end-of-story">nevver</a></p></blockquote> <p>NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE.</p>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51038124681http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51038124681Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this" class="tumblr_blog">mosoli</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>im still laughing at this</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51038061568http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51038061568Tue, 21 May 2013 22:07:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7d95c9e502686b4b4df36def22ca9ec/tumblr_mn5t75d16C1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/51000399699/via" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://imgur.com/08eGJvg">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51001953400http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51001953400Tue, 21 May 2013 14:09:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41b3b994d965a424b13c6c4beabe5f93/tumblr_mkd0qqblz31qbgfj2o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f81fdd64a96ee595a583b3f82edb33df/tumblr_mkd0qqblz31qbgfj2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/46557034376/when-will-my-reflection-show-who-i-am-inside" class="tumblr_blog">amoying</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>when will my reflection show who i am inside?</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51001905687http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/51001905687Tue, 21 May 2013 14:08:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/827e9e3a61fe43e01859c3365edbaafa/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99d784d972e960cb8f6fa02fd1e2a290/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ebe54fac130db21e0acdbc0aeca7de/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6c1c30a7533848e1922ce9bdb80afeb/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50988896692http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50988896692Tue, 21 May 2013 09:59:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d39edbacc59dbbe40f05fc580df6c8c/tumblr_mn2w0lsaNy1sno3b0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://choythirsty.tumblr.com/post/50881883555/i-know-we-were-all-hating-on-yahoo-earlier-but" class="tumblr_blog">choythirsty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship</p></blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50988799385http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50988799385Tue, 21 May 2013 09:56:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7902b6fac363338d524b384effa9c71/tumblr_mmjwavDjcE1r1yjsno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cliterallysame.tumblr.com/post/50683698669/sydthe-sloth-fun-fact-if-you-take-2-d">cliterallysame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sydthe-sloth.tumblr.com/post/50038659892/fun-fact-if-you-take-2-d-batteries-and-attach">sydthe-sloth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works</p> </blockquote> <p>you know she dead</p> </blockquote>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50988680320http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50988680320Tue, 21 May 2013 09:54:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cc8152d41b6d98290101729a17544d4/tumblr_mn4joa06Pq1qb660mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50952879507http://lordparsons.tumblr.com/post/50952879507Mon, 20 May 2013 21:19:22 -0400